My name is Melody
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dancing-through-brooklyn:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
bleeznuggets:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

The more I watch it, the harder I laugh

328,081 notes - 20 May, 2013

actorsdiesoloud:

Like this page then message me for a promo of your choice to 1.7k. Reblog this post then message me for two promos!!
vegangeful:

touchmykittykat:

Adorable

oh my god I love this so much
kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie
vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
deanpendragon:

oh my fucKING GOD

nicnolashoult:

IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY

16 May, 2013

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